“I was dating this girl. I thought she was ‘the one,’ so I gave her the keys to my apartment. I worked late for my job and I was just happy there was someone in my bed when I got home at 2:00 in the morning.
I came home one night, and she was awake. She confessed to using my apartment to cheat on me with 7 different people over the course of 8 months. So, I packed her stuff up and kicked her out. She was still living with her mom anyway. Then I lied to her, and said I moved to Seattle, but I moved to Hawaii instead. Three months after moving, I get a phone call from her. I answer, and to my surprise she’s called me from the Seattle airport. She flew out there to try and fix things between us. The dialog goes as follows:
Me: ‘So you’re in Seattle?’
Her: ‘Yeah! Weren’t you listening? I came here to fix us.’
Me: ‘Oh…well that’s bad.’
Her: ‘What’s bad?’
Me: ‘I’m in Hawaii!’ and I hung up the phone.
She immediately called back:
Her: ‘YOU LIED TO ME!!’
Me: ‘Huh, how does it feel?’ and I hung up again.
That, to me, was a great revenge.'”