Yeah, there’s nothing you can do about that one.
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Primary School Nonsense
“This was on a primary school trip. We got to spend about five days in France.
We were in a dormitory for 14 kids, with seven bunk beds. After lights out, in the dead of night, people on the top bunks started flashing their torches into the centre of the room like some Broadway musical. A couple of kids began to run into the middle and put on a small ‘performance,’ then scurry back to their beds.
Enter the ‘weird kid.’
For reasons unknown to this day, he removed his clothes ENTIRELY. Ran into the middle and began his best attempts at what I’d describe as ‘The Spice Girls dance routine mixed with Yoga.’
Our teacher was sleeping in a bedroom nearby, heard the commotion, and stormed in. I’ve never seen a human move so fast in my life, but somehow he managed to hide under his sheets to avoid the inevitable wrath of our math teacher, who definitely wasn’t being paid enough to deal with this nonsense.
And of course, as soon as he departed from the room Scary Spice was back on the dance floor for an encore. This time with fewer torches to light his way, the other kids probably bailing on encouragement as the strangeness of the situation began to dawn on them all.”