“I actually walked in on a co-worker eating part of my lunch that was in the fridge. I asked him, ‘Are you seriously eating my lunch, dude?’
The guy just gave me a, ‘Yeah, I guess so,’ kind of expression. So I sat down in front of him and watched him eat it with an evil grin on my face. When he was finished, I asked him if it was good. He said it was okay. I started laughing and said, ‘You’re about to find out why you shouldn’t eat other people’s food. You never really know where it came from.’
Then I left. He never ate my food again. I didn’t actually do anything to the food, but I was beyond convincing!”
